A Little Humor Hear(here)
She looked at me in the usual way when she knows I'm about to say something totally ridiculous.
She asked, "What in heck are you trying to say this time?"She knew something was up and didn't want to "bite"like a dog and leave herself open to a few belly laughs from me.
I went on to say that every night I always take the batteries out of my hearing aids, and set them on the the bathroom counter next to my vitamins.
She responded, " Yeah and I'm getting a bit tired of knocking them off onto the floor and having to crawl around looking for them."
I went on to say that I opened all of my vitamins bottles and put each vitamin in a little pile so I could put them all in my hand, and throw them into my mouth at one time. I would then mix up some fiber in a glass of water, and use it to wash down the handful of vitamins.
The only problem was I was doing all of this without putting on my glasses.
The only thing to stop this was the taste of something "cold" in my mouth. I knew that the vitamins usually weren't that cold.
I spit out the hand full of vitamins to find that I had almost swallowed the hearing aid batteries.
Personally, I believe this could happen to anyone and that's why I'm sharing this miss-adventure.
I had to get a kleen-x so she could wipe the tears from her precious little eyes. No, she wasn't crying, she was recovering from severe stomach pain caused from a lengthy bout of laughter.
My stomach felt fine.
There is a moral to this, but I can't remember what it was???